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WHY IS OBAMA SUCH A CHILL PRESIDENT?
i just want to be friends with obama
best friends with obama.
Brobamas
BROBAMAS FOR THE WIN.
The obama fandom arises…
Brobamas.
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it really pisses me off that it’s 2013 and i still have to wait for my hair to dry like can someone please invent something that can dry it quick??
you mean like
a hairdryer?can we agree to never talk about this again
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Be Kind To One Another: Ellen and Portia on AfterEllen's Hot 100 List →
36. Ellen DeGeneres
BORN:January 26, 1958 (age 55) Metairie, Louisiana
HEIGHT: 5’ 7” (1.71 m)
PARTNER: Portia de Rossi
SCORES HOTNESS POINTS FOR…
The older she gets, the more beautiful she gets. Ellen DeGeneres is magical. In 2012, she added more Emmys gold to her trophy case for…
Omg I’m taller than Ellen and Portia
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Matt’s game is fucking dumb
there’s a 14 year old girl you’re like… grouping up with/protecting/whatever, and she doesn’t get a gun.
She is 14. Can you just imagine if a 14 year old boy character wasn’t given a gun because he’s just a baby 14 year old? I can’t.
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Jamesjablonski2008 is mad about people who take dabs
well, if vicodin is the light version of heroin, what’s the light version of weed?
nothing, but dabs and concentrates and all this stuff could turn into the crack/meth or heroin of cannabis.
and I, personally, have no trouble with that. You want a bigger bang for your buck? Fine! Go for it! It makes sense, I mean a bowl used to get me fucking gone and now it’s just a warm up, so I definitely see the appeal of stronger weed-products. However, I hear a LOT of people talk about how they would never ever ever do heroin but they pop vicodin, or they’ll never ever ever do meth but they’ll pound energy drinks. There is a social stigma attached to stronger drugs, and there is more potential for abuse.
We don’t hear about people sucking dick for weed, but if something strong enough to truly be the heroin of cannabis/cannabinoids comes out maybe we will. Since I fucking love comparing anything to heroin, you don’t hear about people sucking dick for a vicodin but it’s considered normal from society’s (warped, imo) views of heroin addicts.
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Wow, this is thought provoking.
Okay this might seem random, but you know what pisses me off:
When men (I’m not talking about all men, just men I’ve heard say it) look at pictures of stick thin models and say, “Ew, I like curves on a woman! Bones are for dogs!” blah blah blah blah.
But by curves they mean “a tiny waist and toned legs but a huge ass and boobs”. It is so much easier to just exercise yourself down to a thin/toned body than it is to have a giant ass and boobs AND a tight tummy. They think they’re being progressive by saying Kate Upton is more attractive than Keira Knightley and they’re not. They’re not not not. It’s just promoting another equally unattainable beauty standard. >80
AGREED, 100%
seriously !! ^^^^
^^ god bless this,
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Today I learned the lesson many others have learned before me
Tumblr while sexually frustrated is a bad idea.
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Oh my fuckinga collection of celebrities amanda bynes has called ugly
Where’s lana del rey’s?
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if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out
um excuse me have you ever had a garden because those fuckers will fuck your shit up i mean they totally ruined an entire row of my broccoli plants in one night i am not even fucking around about my broccoli fuck snails
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